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When the Speaker at Your Sex Ed Assembly Is Too Hot - Kiry Shabazz - Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

Kiry Shabazz shares why he doesn't always answer his brother's phone calls from prison and reveals how a hot presenter derailed one of his high school...

Your D**k Pics Need Some More Razzle-Dazzle - Lynne Koplitz

Lynne Koplitz explains why she doesn't like to date age-appropriate men and claims run-of-the-mill dick pics don't impress her. (Contains strong langu...

The Reason We Use Sexual Slang - Matthew Broussard

Matthew Broussard offers an explanation as to why sexual slang is usually better than anatomical terms and confesses to making his own Pokémon figurin...

Pat Regan: “My Phone Thinks I’m Straight” - Stand-Up Featuring

Pat Regan admits his phone doesn't realize he's gay and talks about how it feels to not have an erotic name. (Contains strong language.) About Comedy ...

Joel Kim Booster: “I Would Eat Your Dog, Sight Unseen”

Joel Kim Booster confirms that, yes, he would eat your dog and explains why everyone should be afraid of crows. About Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents...

When You’re the Only Black Friend in the Group - Jourdain Fisher - Stand-Up Featuring

Jourdain Fisher thinks he knows why stepparent porn is so popular and explains the burden he feels as the sole black person in his friend group. (Cont...

A Sex Show with a Twist Ending - Jenny Zigrino - Unmic’d

Jenny Zigrino shares her experience attending the exclusive Comedians' Ball at a burlesque club in New York City. About Unmic'd: Unmic'd spotlights .....

Having Sex Through the Border Wall - Jeff Ross Roasts the Border

Jeff Ross chats about going on Tinder dates in Brownsville, Texas, and explains why a U.S.-Mexico border wall is a waste of money. Subscribe to Comedy...

How White People Get Their Culture - Rosebud Baker - Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

Rosebud Baker shares her inner conflict about being a liberal from a famously conservative family and questions David Duke's wardrobe choices. (Contai...

Should You Have Sex with Your Look-Alike? - Robert Kelly

Robert Kelly chats with a man in the crowd who looks exactly like him and explains why kicking a food addiction is harder than breaking a drug habit. ...

What French Sex Dreams Are Like - Julio Torres

Julio Torres explains how you know you're really starting to understand a new language and recalls summarizing the plot of a “Sex and the City” episod...

Are These Guys Fighting or F**king? - Casey James Salengo - Stand-Up Featuring

Casey James Salengo recalls watching two men duke it out in a surprisingly erotic war of words and explains why he was fired from his job as a dog wal...

Why Is a Landlord Called a “Landlord”? - Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan reveals the worst part about having a landlord and offers suggestions on how to improve your dick pic game. About The Half Hour: The Half...

Nobody Should Have to Take Math - Nore Davis - Stand-Up Featuring

Nore Davis rails against the tyranny of math class and wonders how psyched cows are about plant-based meat. (Contains strong language.) About Comedy ....

What’s the Point of Marriage? - Spank Horton

Spank Horton suggests ways society could improve marriage and explains why you should never name your spouse as your emergency contact. (Contains ...

Why You Should Always Be Afraid in Your Home at Night - Matt Braunger

Matt Braunger looks back on the night that he and his friend searched for a home invader while drunk and high. (Contains strong language.) Subscribe t...

Impressed by the “Before” Guy in Weight Loss Ads - Nate Bargatze

Nate Bargatze shares his failed attempts to get in shape and remembers nearly making baseball history. Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: ...

The Difference Between Defending the Mob and Doing Comedy - Vince August - Unmic'd

Vince August shares what it's like to be a stand-up comedian/criminal defense lawyer and reveals the weird way his two worlds collided. (Contains stro...

What It Takes for a Man to Get Called Crazy - Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings talks about how little it takes for women to be called crazy and explains why women are justified in being angry. (Contains strong la...

Taneshia “Just Nesh” Rice: “I’m Tired of Catfishing People”

Taneshia “Just Nesh” Rice reveals her weight loss secret and warns people against posting incessantly about their relationships online. #StandUp ......

Finding Out Your Dad’s D**k Is Tiny - Big Jay Oakerson

Big Jay Oakerson recalls the moment he realized he was too old to shower with his dad and remembers seeing his dad's penis for the first time. (Contai...

Pubes Are the “Eyebrow of the Lower Region” - Mary Lynn Rajskub

Mary Lynn Rajskub explains why no one in Michigan shaves their pubic hair and admits she wants to be as sexy as Fergie. #StandUp #MaryLynnRajskub Abou...

Why Jo Koy’s Mom Videotaped Him Sleeping

Jo Koy tells the story of how his mother accidentally discovered he had sleep apnea. (Contains strong language.) #StandUp #JoKoy Subscribe to Comedy ....

When Did Ads Get So Sexed Up? - Dan Soder

Dan Soder talks about why it's necessary for kids to experience losing and wonders why American culture is so sexualized. #StandUp #DanSoder About Joh...