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Jeff Ross chats about going on Tinder dates in Brownsville, Texas, and explains why a U.S.-Mexico border wall is a waste of money. Subscribe to Comedy...

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Jo Koy tells the story of how his mother accidentally discovered he had sleep apnea. (Contains strong language.) #StandUp #JoKoy Subscribe to Comedy ....

Dan Soder talks about why it's necessary for kids to experience losing and wonders why American culture is so sexualized. #StandUp #DanSoder About Joh...