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Comedy Central Stand-Up Videos

Dumb Fights in Your First Year of Marriage - Ismael Loutfi - Stand-Up Featuring

Ismael Loutfi recalls fighting with his wife about Sherlock Holmes and gets nostalgic for February 2020. (Contains strong language.) About Comedy Cent...

Don’t Waste Your Money on Designer Clothes - Adele Givens

Adele Givens explains why people shouldn't buy designer clothes. Original airdate: May 27, 2002 About Comedy Central Presents: These half-hour special...

What Lying Was Like in the 90s - Billy Bonnell

Billy Bonnell explains the difference between lying now and lying in the 90s, and doubts the safety of energy drinks. Original airdate: October 9, 201...

Vibrators Are Getting Too Intense - Mary Beth Barone - Stand-Up Featuring

Mary Beth Barone explains why she's considering having a baby and breaks down some of her struggles with dating long-distance. About Comedy Central .....

Portland Is Very Progressive - Hari Kondabolu

Hari Kondabolu describes what Portland, Oregon, is like and breaks down what a SunChips bag says about society. Original airdate: February 11, 2011 Ab...

You Don’t Want to Hear This from Your Pilot - Jack Whitehall

Jack Whitehall divulges the less-than-reassuring message he heard on an airplane and tells what happened when he asked for a Barbie for Christmas. Ori...

Don’t Smoke Weed If Your Life Sucks - Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo explains why you shouldn't smoke weed if your life sucks and discusses how many men she's slept with. Original airdate: June 7, 2013 A...

Organized Crime Is Really Organized - Rell Battle

Rell Battle recalls his trip to the Ninth Ward of New Orleans and recognizes how organized some gangs are. Original airdate: November 6, 2014 About Ad...

Millennials Are the First Generation of All Roommates - Gavin Matts - Stand-Up Featuring

Gavin Matts questions why people have kids and shares what it's like having roommates as an adult. (Contains strong language.) About Comedy Central .....

A Song About God and Butt Stuff - Garfunkel and Oates

Garfunkel and Oates sing a little ditty about staying abstinent for the Lord. (Contains strong language.) Original airdate: August 14, 2014 The Meltdo...

Online Gaming, Dumpster Diving & Hipsters - (Some of) The Best of Natasha Leggero

Natasha Leggero explains how marriage has changed, calls out L.A. hipsters and remembers meeting her boyfriend's friend who's into dumpster diving.

How to Fix Your S**tty Tattoo - Sara Schaefer

Sara Schaefer talks about getting a lower back tattoo before the term “tramp stamp” existed and shares a few ideas for her second tattoo. Original air...

The Invention That Will Define a Generation - John Oliver

John Oliver breaks down the inexplicable power one gets from firing a T-shirt cannon. Original airdate: August 2, 2013 About John Oliver's New York St...

If White Women Were Shot by the Cops - Eagle Witt - Stand-Up Featuring

Eagle Witt explains why he's afraid of white women and shares what he learned growing up with white family members. (Contains strong language.) About ...

“Munchies” Is Too Cute a Word - Sheng Wang

Sheng Wang breaks down why “munchies” isn't an accurate term, explains how powerful Visine eye drops are and describes his fear of rats. Original aird...

When the Babysitter Lets You Watch “It” - Dan Soder

Dan Soder explains the difference between being raised by a single mom and a single dad, and remembers watching “It” with his babysitter. Original air...

Trying to Be a Guy Who Goes to the Gym - Tone Bell

Tone Bell talks about going to the gym, why abs look wrong on some people and wanting to be “apocalypse fit.” Original airdate: November 28, 2015 Abou...

Damien Lemon: “White People Have Taken Over the Pit Bull”

Damien Lemon talks about seeing white people with pit bulls and recalls learning what a rescue dog is. Original airdate: July 11, 2014 About The Half ...

Love Is Like a Fart - Rosebud Baker - Stand-Up Featuring

Rosebud Baker explains why she thinks love is gross and reflects on how having a lot of death in her life has caused her to develop a dark sense of hu...

Getting a Note from a Guy in a Van - Jen Kirkman

Jen Kirkman talks about gaining 30 pounds in a year and a half and remembers getting a note on her windshield from a guy named Dave. Original airdate:...

What the State Flag of Florida Should Really Be - Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes explores Florida's strip clubs and discusses the relationship tests that men fail. Wanda Sykes: Tongue Untied Original airdate: July 22, 2...

Never Buy a Round-Trip Flight for $42 - Mario Tory

Mario Tory details his experience flying with Spirit Airlines, including what happened when he tried to check his 84-pound bag. (Contains strong langu...

Walter Roasts Jeff for Being Vegan - Jeff Dunham’s Last-Minute Pandemic Holiday Special

Walter offers an update on his marriage, holiday plans and more. Watch Jeff Dunham's Completely Unrehearsed Last-Minute Pandemic Holiday Special now: ...

Black Women Would Make the Best Serial Killers - Rebecca O’Neal - Stand-Up Featuring

Rebecca O'Neal describes getting high and wanting to fight the coronavirus, and explains what sexting has been like during quarantine. (Contains stron...